The train rolled right through dinner and over the sunset and around ten o'clock and into a nap and out the next day...

Then his heart made up his mind.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.

The rare few, who, early in life have rid themselves of the friendship of the many.

It is cold down in Washington, DC. They had to use an ice scraper on John Boehner's face to get the tears off, it was so cold.

Those people on daytime TV talking about how their parents never gave them the positive feedback they needed and that's why they shot them- those are not Minnesotans.

It's kind of like a midlife crisis kind of thing. When you turn 40, you have to run the marathon, while all the parts still work properly.

The moment of surrender is not when life is over. It's when it begins

When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.

What if we have more of the rough file, if we have less rust! Afflictions carry away nothing but the dross of sin.

Nobody even imagines how well one can lie about the state of one’s own heart.