The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired.

The better you know yourself, the better your relationship with the rest of the world.

I have no plans, and no plans to plan.

None more deceive themselves than they who think their religion is true and genuine, thought it refines not their spirits and reforms not their lives.

A good dog is one of the best things of all to be.

To connect with the fairies... go outdoors.

Let us rejoice at the many unexplored fields in which there is unlimited fame and fortune to the successful explorer . . .

Give me faith, Lord, to know Your Presence as surely as I know the beating of my own heart. I've felt so far from You.

You are all stardust.

A lonely Autumn leaf on the road by sticking to another one becomes more resistant to harsh winds. Unity is the midwife of security!