The swan, like the soul of the poet, By the dull world is ill understood.

If you wish to strive for peace of soul and pleasure, then believe.

Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.

It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so much that is good and beautiful on earth, to ask the Lord for immortality in addition to it all.

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.

Every man, either to his terror or consolation, has some sense of religion.

The deepest truth blooms only from the deepest love.

Money is the god of our time, and Rothschild is his prophet.

Like a great poet, Nature produces the greatest results with the simplest means. These are simply a sun, trees, flowers, water and love.

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.

Experience is a good school. But the fees are high.

When you engage in people pleasing you are out of integrity with yourself, your goals, your dreams and your life’s mission.

The greater the length, the more beautiful will the piece be by reason of its size, provided that the whole be perspicuous.

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.

We need to have a commander-in-chief who knows what she is doing.

I was a student in the Department of Anthropology. At that time, they were teaching that there was absolutely no difference between anybody. They may be teaching that still.

I'm taking one for the team, Like Martin Luther King, taking one for a dream

I feel blessed to have as many comebacks as I can.

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.