The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Murder is only killing in the wrong place.

Cinemas gained new young audiences who wanted films made for them.

In our household, the Bible, the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita sat on the shelf alongside books of Greek and Norse and African mythology

You won't catch Liberal Democrats describing trade unionists as wreckers.

The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday. It was solid with shipping.

I fall at the feet of those who meditate on the Truest of the True.

We must hold the Bible in one hand and the newspaper in the other.

Not necessarily in the beginning, thinking I would have a career in comedy, but I was always interested in making people laugh.

If one man tells you to murder, you get a jail cell - if another man tells you to murder, you get medals and a pension.

The devil abhors light and truth because these remove the ground of his working.