The problem was , you never heard anyone say,"wow, check out the brain on that babe.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

Love is not a because, it's a no matter what.

The human capacity for burden is like bamboo- far more flexible than you'd ever believe at first glance.

There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations.

There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing -- light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light.

You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

Until this moment, I had not realized that someone could break your heart twice, along the very same fault lines.

The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they'd lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?

‎Pick ten strangers and stick them in a room, and ask them which of us they feel sorrier for - you or me - and we all know who they'll choose.

Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason not that you have no reason for living.

There are Plebes in all classes.

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Love isn’t something you have to deserve.

I am thrilled. I love movies. I don't have those nagging, regretful feelings about either of them, it is a miracle.

In fact the total amount that a physicist knows is very little. He has only to remember the rules to get him from one place to another and he is all right.

When you have a problem, if you tell the truth, the problem becomes part of your past. If you lie, it becomes part of your future.

Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson.

I love to write honest songs that name real people, then get up onstage and live out those emotions in front of 15,000 people.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.