The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.

We kept our secrets because we don't want to reveal what we were before

If I am going to trash others for their dumb predictions, I must at least hold myself to the same sort of accountability.

I hope that all critical Muslims read the ruling in full, because it states very clearly what freedom of expression in Denmark is about.

The establishment of free trade agreements can be a critical and progressive step towards greater economic integration, and continues to become more valuable in an increasingly global world.

Stern is the visage of necessity.

If private-equity firms are as good at remaking companies as they claim, they don't need tax loopholes to make money.

Remember that mindsets can not be changed through force and coercion. No idea can ever be forcibly thrust upon any one.

would you like to hear the night i bravely fought the- no? alright

George Washington had a tough second term.