The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

The fire of revival supernaturally destroys all the destructive tendencies in the country

Conscience is a cur that will let you get past it but that you cannot keep from barking.

When your dreams are close to coming true, it does not feel real at first.

If you fall in love with somebody, then you're not even worried about your bills. Love can take your mind off of anything.

What did you try hard at today?

As long as your body is healthy and under control and death is distant, try to save your soul; when death is immanent what can you do?

It is the pure arrogance of the newly rich and the newly powerful to think content is easy.

What is required is sight and insight- then you might add one more: excite.

Never throw into double coverage.

meditation is not supposed to be the fabrication or the reinforcement of some particular state, but simply the cultivation of the awareness of whatever is arising in the mind.