The only thing you find in the middle of the road are dead animals and dumb Americans.

You know why Guns n' Roses aren't a good band? Because no black people listen to them.

You could say that the Hell's Angels have a bad reputation, then you talk to a biker, and he's trying to join it. It just depends upon who you're talking to about reputation.

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

Somebody informed me recently that the key to every art, from writing to gardening to sculpture, is creativity. I beg to differ.

Writing without words? Its not easy, I tell you! I stab the pen into my heart and let the blood flow. No more ink, no more words, no more b.s. Just me.

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.

I get a lot of people who will either write to me or come up in public and say, "My daughter, son, family, or I, etc. look up to you."

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

I wonder who first discovered the efficacy of poetry in driving away love!- Elizabeth Bennet

I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good.

Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.

We decided it here. Ilyich [Lenin] believed that we shouldn't leave the Whites a live banner to rally around, especially under the present difficult circumstances.