The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

You never know what’s going to be in the garden in June when you’re looking at it in January.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

Jealousy is the fear of comparison.

I sacrificed a lot, in terms of friendship and family, from working so much at such a young age, but I wouldn't be where I am if I hadn't.

In America, we are living in a society which is moving more and more toward an oligarchic form of society where government is dominated heavily by big-money interests.

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

The whole end of speech is to be understood.

You really can't turn on TLC without seeing us.

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.