The only thing more unpredictable than magic is language.

Books are the only things worth stealing.

I've stolen books. They're the only thing worth taking that don't belong to you.

When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other upon its shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

Noontime was absolutely the perfect time for a duel in the dragon’s opinion as this was also lunchtime, his favorite part of the day. As the saying went, he could kill two birds with one stone.

The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.

Dragons were notoriously finicky about whom they ate, and thought it the height of bad manners to be kept waiting by their selected fare.

You know you've written a good book when even the people who hate it admit it's entertaining.

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other lined up upon its shelves I think to myself, There is a God.

It is a mystery, ' said Detritus.Vimes grinned mirthlessly. It was a mystery. And he didn't like mysteries. Mysteries had a way of getting bigger if you didn't solve them quickly. Mysteries pupped.

What is seen by all on FB becomes what each person also sees in the mirror when he sees himself. The others’ gaze, but also the others’ values, opinions, and judgements become one’s own.

Somehow my soul remembers it all, hers doesn't.

I don't know if my hairstyles reflect that, but I am someone who enjoys change.

An island of surety in a changing world.

I'd say Carrick has the qualities of a Scholes, Andrea Pirlo and Sergio Busquets.

The bird of Jove, stoop'd from his aery tour, Two birds of gayest plume before him drove.

That customer service representative is crazy, if he think I am going to pay that bill.

One day the price of gold will be higher than the Dow Jones.

I'm a novelist, not a social scientist or a commentator.