I've stolen books. They're the only thing worth taking that don't belong to you.

Books are the only things worth stealing.

When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other upon its shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

Noontime was absolutely the perfect time for a duel in the dragon’s opinion as this was also lunchtime, his favorite part of the day. As the saying went, he could kill two birds with one stone.

The only thing more unpredictable than magic is language.

The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.

Dragons were notoriously finicky about whom they ate, and thought it the height of bad manners to be kept waiting by their selected fare.

You know you've written a good book when even the people who hate it admit it's entertaining.

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other lined up upon its shelves I think to myself, There is a God.

Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.

I got involved in script development from the beginning. It was nice to see how a film gets made right from the beginning. It was quite hands-on for me.

There is probably no greater idler than myself. And I would consider myself a lazy-bones if I did not write so many volumes, and if I did not admire my diligence once I begin writing.

Tis very great pity that they who are so apt to over-rate themselves in smaller matters, shou'd, where it most concerns them to know, and stand upon their Value, be so insensible of their own worth.

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.

Hollywood life is never true. Ever.

If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won't help me. I have to make the stars align.

If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.

The perfection in theater is that it's over the second it's done

Ignoring a Reality doesn't make it less Real. It's still going to happen. Being unprepared for something doesn't stop it from happening.