The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

By just looking at the dark side of life, you cannot make it bright!

There are still people in my party who believe in consensus politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors... I mean it.

Over 20 million children of conflict are out of school. Education is often forgotten.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Death is only a summer vacation for us. We don't really change or lose what we have learned or who we have been when we die, because we are our karma.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

Republican politics have been off-kilter for several years now because a large segment of the conservative base does not look back fondly on the Bush presidency.

To say what you feel is to dig your own grave.

Life is only a dream: soon, we shall awaken. And what joy! The greater our sufferings, the more limitless our glory. Oh! do not let us waste the trial Jesus sends.