The most important advance in selling for many years

Is your sales call so valuable that your client would write a check for your visit?

I had a dream that I was perfect…I woke up and was still perfect. Aw.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

Fewer women would have abortions if wombs had windows.

You know, I think I was always intrigued by theater since I was a small child.

I think of music as a menu. I can't eat the same thing every day.

But teaching is like climbing a mountain.

Born of the sensibility, art sows and creates life in its turn.

Because it’s our duty to God to protect the rest of humanity from evil creatures of the night.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.