The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.

Better a serpent than a stepmother!

Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Tragedy isn't getting something or failure to get it; it's losing something you already have. Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends.

Silence and chaste reserve is woman's genuine praise, and to remain quiet within the house.

When a person is discouraged, he loses self-control and patience

The universe falls in love with you

Your reality is not my reality.

There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties.

You can't breathe for sheer revulsion when you keep finding the bodies of women with bamboo poles thrust up their vaginas. Even old women over 70 are constantly being raped.

I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.

I'd rather be remembered as a famous painter than a famous model, so I'll have to start the ball rolling now.

People want to bring kids to their level, and they want to make it seem like kids have this thing. It's seen as funny to them.

My mind-set, my mental game and my hard work is at a first-round level. I play at a first-round level. I've done things that most guys haven't done.

Our death is our wedding with eternity.