The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan.”

He should probably make love to her.

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge f

Never imitate, but never forget to emulate the best.

I’m supposed to feel like it’s such a great apartment, but I don’t. It’s the right price, there are no bugs and it’s got a great view, but it’s the lair of Satan...--Nil Caveat

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

Well now everything dies baby that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back.

I didnt write Snow White for any class, but I got bitten by the screenwriting bug and wrote a couple of scripts in my spare time instead of going to keg parties or something.

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.

Vietnam was as much a laboratory experiment as a war.

You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for fixing it.

I would characterize current US nuclear weapons policy as immoral, illegal, militarily unnecessary, and dreadfully dangerous

There really is a camaraderie among chefs and a willingness to help out whenever we can.