The lonely, wistful revisionism of memories is as gratingly repetitive as snow and ice in Canada. I avoid them both at all costs - memories and Canada.

I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea.

Happiness is a habit, it’s more than fleeting, more than a disintegrating lozenge.

The stony silence of death, trapped by the original gravity of our sins, and the perpetuity of a long, leisurely yawn, a world where blood and bone no longer matter.

On the perfect night there is nothing more transcendent or terrifying than boxing. It's the ultimate representation of the guilty pleasure.

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

Trying to change someone only makes them cling to their existing behavior with brutish, primal force.

Change your perspective. Enjoy every failure as a success and every win as a loss.

No, " I said simply. "I hate no one. I want only to be left in peace to understand the mysteries of the universe in my own way.

For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.

They will call you immoral if you dare to describe their immorality

I don't talk about my personal life - or what I do with no females. Just know that I love women. A lot.

You have to be willing to give it your all and sacrifice to make your dreams come true.

Tears unnumbered ye shall shed.

If the way to do good to my country were to render myself popular, I could easily do it. But extravagant popularity is not the road to public advantage.

Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!

Remember when we didn't live in the future? When we were young, it was not the future yet.