The key to longevity: keep breathing.

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

The secret of longevity... Is to keep breathing!

I've never sung a single song in my whole life on purpose to shock anyone. My 'hot numbers' are all, if you will notice, written about something that is real in the lives of millions of people.

I have been poor and I have been rich. Rich is better.

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

It is a commentary on Berlin in 1931 that ... it was 'My Yiddishe Momme' that the Berlin Broadcasting Company asked for.

The secret to longevity is to keep breathing.

Keep breathing.

Success ... depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

No matter how low the sun sets, the time is coming when it will surely rise.

So long as we learn it doesn’t matter who teaches us, does it?

Since God has been pleased to give us the Papacy let us enjoy it.

I like writing about biology, not doing it.

Because if you weren't born white, you were forced to see differences; or if you weren't born what they called normal, or if you got injured, then you were left to explore the world of the different.

The more people know, the more people share. The more people improve the quality of their lives, the more they'll talk to other people about it, and then they'll help each other.

Get on the floor floor like it's your last chance. If you want more, more then here I am.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

If you're getting harassed, it's not helpful to know that racism has generally declined in America, when you're still experiencing it. That is a reality that we're still vulnerable to.

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.