The idea of negotiating with the President of the United States runs contrary to everything that the Republicans have done since January 20, 2009.

Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.

I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.

It's not about 'NBC is evil.' It's about that media structure - CBS, ABC, CNN, even some of the smaller operations are now multinationals, with these extraordinarily diverse holdings.

One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.

A bully is fighting out of a need to dominate. And is usually unwilling to take the consequences.

Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President.

The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.

I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.

It's very tough to get yourself around the idea that there could be a mechanism being used or abused to restrict and alter the society in which we live.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do the same for others.

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

It is well if you go in for revenge to make it as complete as possible.("The Vengeance Of The Dead")

One who was adored by all in prosperity is abhorred by all in adversity.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

What right have I to grieve, who have not ceased to wonder?

Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.

I have absolutely no doubt that there is an intense anti-Americanism in all Western Europe, and I think the reason for that is a very, very simple one.

Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he told the cops, back off or honey here's dead.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.