The habits of a young man are, like his coat, removable; the habits of an old man are like the drapery of a statue.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

Health is the greatest strength.

I had to hope there was more to life than death. More to living than not dying.

Sometimes life can be unexpected. Sometimes things surprise you and all you can do is roll with the punches or let them beat you to a bloody pulp. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency

For too long, information, opportunities, and resources have been constraints, they need to be the bridges.

I often cannot believe the things I do.

Back in the day, no one had digital cameras. They took these pictures of me, got them developed, and then mailed them to me.

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

We don't recognize the power of compounding.

The highest manifestation of life consists in this: that a being governs its own actions. A thing which is always subject to the direction of another is somewhat of a dead thing.

I look at art all the time. I go to the museums and galleries every week. That really is like food for me.