The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The primary requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Inconsiderate to the last, Josef Stalin, a man who never had to meet a deadline, had the bad taste to die in installments.

The world isn't going backward, if you can just stay young enough to remember what it was really like when you were really young.

The only way to write is well and how you do it is your own damn business.

Any city may have one period of magnificence, like Boston or New Orleans or San Francisco, but it takes a real one to keep renewing itself until the past is perennially forgotten.

If there is any way you can get colder than you do when you sleep in a bedding roll on the ground in a tent in southern Tunisia two hours before dawn, I don't know about it.

You are a function of what the whole universe is doing in the same way that a wave is a function of what the whole ocean is doing.

Whatever makes men good Christians makes them good citizens.

Why are liberals who want the government to regulate their health care upset that the government wants to regulate their internet?

Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth.Seek the light of truth, and you will find Unity and Truth.

Follow through with basic values, and remember to provide good customer service.

No exchange rate for the confidence of youth.

We get the job done. So what happens if we win?

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

Yet there comes a time in the life of a patriot when abdication would amount to a betrayal if not outright treachery.