The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

No God, Religion, Race or Nation is higher than the humans.

We encounter souls, not bodies.

Love to live and live to love.

Whatever you desire is possible. You only need to begin dreaming.

I do not believe that the Great Spirit Chief gave one kind of men the right to tell another kind of men what they must do.

You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms.

In Hollywood you kind of fail upwards

I don't see any coronation coming my way

Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night.