The fact that that's the difference between Mexicans and Cubans is pronounced. It's so immediately recognizable, the way a Cuban speaks, the way a Cuban moves the hands.

I'm attracted to pathos, because life is mostly pathos. I've had a lot of it in my life.

I started in 1946 in radio. I was ten years old. I was discovered singing in a school play. Someone was in the audience and it's six degrees of separation.

I work with Garry no matter what. What I wanted to keep going was the streak.

I guess I work well with others I handle younger actors well.

I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life.

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.

I never learned to cook; I was a little spoiled as far as that's concerned.

I don't wonder about anything. I'm too old to wonder. I think the most important thing is to wake-up with a pulse. I look in the obituary columns. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed.

I used to work, part time, in a deli, in those days when your parents made you work just so you should know what work was like. And you'd make 4, 5, 6, ten dollars.

The beginning of Eternity, The end of time and space, The beginning of every end, And the end of every place. What am I?

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

Grace can neither be bought, earned, or won by the creature. If it could be, it would cease to be grace.

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

As is the case with many Middle Eastern nations, women are nowhere near equal to men when it comes to basic freedoms and rights that we take for granted every day.

Science advances, not by the accumulation of new facts, but by the continuous development of new concepts.

I can start the rain. Bring thunder. Bring lightning. Want to see?

Social media really grew up.

The memory of man is as old as misfortune

Telling Phil Hellmuth a bad beat story, is like telling Joan Rivers a Botox Story