The essence of leadership is not giving things or even providing visions. It is offering oneself and one's spirit.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.

Love me...I am not evil.

I'm going to prove the haters and doubters wrong. I like when the doubters try to say that I'm (not still) elite or that I'm too old. I'll use that.

There is one straight chain of truth without one heretical sentence in that which I have written.

The best cure for weariness is the challenge of helping someone who is even more tired.

These are the routines that originally 'put me on the map' in the magic world.

People shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids.

What you are looking for is already in you...You already are everything you are seeking.

I alone know I am wise because I alone know I know nothing.