The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang, " Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger

He had golden-brown hair, the most vivid baby-blue eyes, and a body that belonged on the cover of Men’s Health magazine. Her gaze roamed over his broad shoulders and down his chest.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

If you're going to be typed, there are worse molds in which you can be cast.

A lot of times, you just don't get the jobs you want to get.

The nodding horror of whose shady brows Threats the forlorn and wandering passenger.

No university in the world has ever risen to greatness without a correspondingly great library... When this is no longer true, then will our civilization have come to an end.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

Life is like a roller coaster. It's never going to be perfect - it is going to have perfect moments, and then rough spots, but it's all worth it.

It's hard keeping everything the same when the same things look and feel so different