The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

People can learn to be more optimistic by acting as if they were more optimistic.

Dunn's Law:Careful planning is no substitute for dumb luck.

Without the past to cast its long shadow, might you see the future more clearly?

One writer may speak of something more lasting than Horace Greeley when he writes of that editor that his secular philanthropy drifted into autocratic ambition.

Don't wait for your "ship to come in " and feel angry and cheated when it doesn't. Get going with something small.

Marking dynamos for repair $10,000.00-2 hours labor $10.00; knowing where to mark $9,990.00.

It's important to reach out to moderate Arab nations, like Jordan and Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

God is in everything whether I'm mentioning him or not.

Tennyson and Browning are poets, and they think; but they do not feel their thought as immediately as the odour of a rose. A thought to Donne was an experience; it modified his sensibility.

I paint for the sheer joy of painting. I have never sold any of my paintings. I'd rather give them to people for free.

To the optimist, obstacles aare challenges, roadblocks are inspirations, and problems are invitations to achievement.