The boats came, and they were only taking a few people at a time, so what happened was they took a boat and said, 'We can have two more children', so the boys went.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I've always been comforted by the power of prayer.

Do what comes into your life and do it well... Be polite without groveling. If you are ever afraid of anything, do not deny it, but behave as if you feared nothing.

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

I was a star in England, but Ive never been a star in America. Now I am.

I always know what to expect of the things of Mother Earth. Sometimes they are cruel, but it is hard, clean cruelty. They don’t torture you with their own weakness.

We all must deal with our shadows the best we can. No one can conquer them for us.

Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever.

Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED!

Growth can only come when you are insecure, when you don't know it all.

It is impossible to catch today

There are four things a child needs: plenty of love nourishing food regular sleep and lots of soap and water.

You know, I'm cursed with morals. I was raised a certain way. I wish I wasn't. I wish I was raised by wolves.

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

When you don't pray, the devil rides ya when ya sleep

The comfort derived from the misery of others is slight.

Sin is not so sweet in the committing as it is heavy and bitter in the reckoning.