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When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I've always been comforted by the power of prayer.

Do what comes into your life and do it well... Be polite without groveling. If you are ever afraid of anything, do not deny it, but behave as if you feared nothing.

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

I was a star in England, but Ive never been a star in America. Now I am.

The boats came, and they were only taking a few people at a time, so what happened was they took a boat and said, 'We can have two more children', so the boys went.

I always know what to expect of the things of Mother Earth. Sometimes they are cruel, but it is hard, clean cruelty. They don’t torture you with their own weakness.

We all must deal with our shadows the best we can. No one can conquer them for us.

It was there, in particular, that I confirmed the truth that love, which we cry up as the source of our pleasures, is nothing more than an excuse for them.

The Prussian monarchy is not a country which has an army, but an army which has a country in which – as it were – it is just stationed.

Our perceptions are fallible. We sometimes see what isn't there. We are prey to optical illusions. Occasionally we hallucinate. We are error-prone.

Often when we realize how precious those seconds are, it's too late for them to be captured because the moment has passed. We realize too late.

I don't really take a step back too often to see what's going on

If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society, then the reverse was wrong, too.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.

Myth is neither a lie nor a confession: it is an inflexion.

I think I should date a normal girl. I am tired of dating heroines. While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.