The best career advice to give to the young is, 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big bathtub.

The quality of your relationships will determine the quality of your life. And this is something worth praying about.

When I act tough they listen politely till the spasm passes. They know.

When in doubt do it.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

Whoever knows it also knows that in love there is no More and no Less; but that he who loves can only love with the whole heart, and with the whole soul; with all his strength and with all his will.

In banking or insurance trust is the only thing you have to sell.

Whenever I pick up a jacket and it's heavy, I think, 'Oh, I don't want to wear that.'

I have to have my coffee. I probably have three cups a day, but only before noon.

In my opinion I do not think I am a better guitarist than Ace, I honestly think we're both different, and we both brought something unique to the musical.