The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.

Every burden is a blessing.

Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

Each new day begins with a meditation, and ends with a purifying catharsis.

It is hard to take the last step, but the hardest thing is to make a choice between the unwillingness to live and the inability to die.

I have not been immersed in music and life. I'm inspired by the simple things in life.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.

Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.

Listen to a man's words and look at the pupil of his eye. How can a man conceal his character?

Science is the most reliable guide for civilization, for life, for success in the world. Searching a guide other than the science is meaning carelessness, ignorance and heresy.

American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.

Let a man be firmly principled in his religion, he may travel from the tropics to the poles, it will never catch cold on the journey.