The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world.

But what good is it to teach a child to count, if you don't show him that he counts for something?

One day everything will be well, that is our hope. Everything's fine today, that is our illusion

As the man left and became gone the fault wailed after him, heartbroken. Yelling back at him all the ways he and it belonged to one another.

Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.

The need for comprehensive reform must not blind us to the urgency of addressing the massive debt that's already crushing our young people.

Marmalade in the morning has the same effect on taste buds that a cold shower has on the body.

Trump realized that you had to drive a stake through the heart of this establishment and that millions of Americans do not feel represented by this sort of clique in Washington.

Don't believe everything you read.

Great stories like the Mahabharata don't belong to any one culture, they belong to the world.

We play make believe, pretend to take ourselves and each other seriously--to love each other, hate each other--but then--it isn't true. It isn't true, we don't care at all!