The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

We don’t exist to survive. We live to strive.

I like people with weak will and bad taste.It feels like anything is possible.

All the glory of the world would be buried in oblivion unless God had provided mortals with the remedy of books.

Revenge could steal a man's life until there was nothing left but emptiness.

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

The secret to success is good leadership, and good leadership is all about making the lives of your team members or workers better.

Ask why? And you can get somewhere.

In fact, when care appears, unconditional love often vanishes.

A great fortune is a great slavery.

If I had train someone to fight Anderson Silva that would probably be my biggest challenge yet as far as being prepared for a striker.