The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

One is never wholly conscious of the greed hidden in one's heart until one hears the sweet sound of silver.

hate is a virus, revenge its only cure!

The 99 percent of those people who voted for Donald Trump are not Alt-righters. They are not racists. They've never even heard of the word.

The glass ceiling will go away when women help other women break through that ceiling.

Nature is what you see plus what you think about it.

The history of Napoleon now becomes, for 12 momentous years, the history of mankind.

I'm very interested in stopping time. And starting time. There is that aspect of time that I'm playing with, that it's elusive and unnoticed yet really in the end the most important thing.

There are two kinds of speeches: the Mother Hubbard speech, which, like the garment, covers everything but touches nothing, and the French bathing suit speech, which covers only the essential points.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

The world is your catwalk, so just remember this when you're out there.