The Big Cactus. I will stick you.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

It's snowing still, " said Eeyore gloomily."So it is.""And freezing.""Is it?""Yes, " said Eeyore. "However, " he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.

I Just Wanted To Have Fun.Being In Love Wasn't My Idea.

Can I love someone...and still think/fly? Love is flying, sown, floating. Thought is solitary flight, beating wings.

A limited state with free economic systems is the soil where the liberty tree blossoms.

What you don’t understand you cannot treasure.

Let me tell you, hitting 40 is not fun.

I got a problem, can you relate? I got a woman calling love hate.

The task of youth is not only its own salvation but the salvation of those against whom it rebels.

Unfortunately we have tried to establish Right by Might, and you can 't do that.

Where any view of money exists, art cannot be carried on.