That which I named 'innate' is a segment of that intelligence which fills the universe.

There is a vast difference between treating effects and adjusting the cause.

The most wonderful study of mankind is man. Relieving human suffering and diffusing universal knowledge is humanitarian.

The mill cannot grind with the water that is past.

Many patients imagine that they have tried everything. True, they have used many remedies, but they have never had the cause of their infirmity adjusted.

Life is the expression of tone. In that sentence is the basic principle of Chiropractic.

Pressure on nerves causes irriatation and tension with deranged functions as a result. Why not release the pressure? Why not adjust the cause instead of treating the effects? Why not?

Do not forget that chiropractors did not treat diseases. They adjust causes, whether acquired, spontaneous, or the result of accident.

The only failure one man should fear, is the failure to do his best.

Chiropractic embraces the science of life, the knowledge of how organisms act in health and disease, and also the art of adjusting the neuroskeleton.

The advancement of all sciences, especially where there has been such a radical change, have been attended with persecution.

There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.

The word well spoken, the deed fitly done, even by the feeblest or humblest, cannot help but have their effect. More or less, the effect is inevitable and eternal.

Every day is not perfect.

In magic, it takes two or three years for me to create a 5-minute illusion for me to get it to the level I want.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they even write it. And if I'm good, I know I'm good. I know best about myself, so a critic doesn't anger me.

The real movement of history, it turns out, is fueled not by matter but by spirit, by the will to freedom.

The smallest errors are always the best.

My face is so pretty, you don’t see a scar, which proves I’m the king of the ring by far.