That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'

There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.

There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

Grace is available to us from God, but it is located in our place of work

Discover continually until you are consumed with a passion to know God

One good thing I'd like to say about divorce is that it sometimes makes it possible for you to be a much better wife to your next husband because you have a place for your anger

I hate jealous guys! Everyone can be jealous. We all have that in us. Push the demon down or it's going to drive the other person away.

Without balance and wisdom, power becomes very destructive. It creates unhappiness and not happiness. To simply see a teacher to gain power is a mistake.

On spinach: I dislike it, and am happy to dislike it because if I liked it I would eat it, and I cannot stand it.

Why do people have to build such depressing places? I'm not saying that every nook and cranny of the world has to be beautiful, but does it have to be this ugly?

I think the Huffington Post has been inventive and presents what it aggregates well.

We don't change as we get older - we just get to be more of what we've always been.

I am the world's worst diabetic.