That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

The weak thrive on indulgence.

If wishes were horses beggars might ride.

To many managers, getting rid of the arrogant, undisciplined, over-paid, technology-obsessed, improperly-dressed etc. programmers would appear to be a significant added benefit

With a sequel you're always trying to get bigger and better.

However important the struggle is and however much misery and poverty and degradation exist, we know that it cannot be more important than one human life.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.

God is patient with us to become the God's children he wants us to be but you really can see him weeping.

Old carts can be repainted but they still keep moving in the same old ruts

Human intellect is natures attempt at self criticism

I've never wanted to do something where I'd berate the audience.