That's not a good idea.

Never judge others. You both know good and well how unexpected events can change who a person is. Always keep that in mind. You never know what someone else is experiencing within their own life.

Nothing is permanent. The only thing any of us have in common is the inevitable.

This thing about you that you think is your flaw - it's the reason I'm falling in love with you.

The weight of lies will bring you down, follow you to every town 'cause nothing happens here that doesn't happen there.

Don't take life too seriously. Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit. Laugh at it.

Regret is counterproductive. It's looking back on a past that you can't change. Questioning things as they occur can prevent regret in the future.

Sometimes life doesn't happen in chronological order.

Who cares about tomorrow?What more is tomorrow, than another day?(-The Avett Brothers, "Swept Away")

When someone close to you dies, the memories and recollections of them are painful.

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It's much easier to hate a memory. I would know.

When I cannot bear outer pressures anymore, I begin to put order in my belongings...As if unable to organize and control my life, I seek to exert this on the world of objects.

I wanted to take the audience on a journey where that transition was funny and awkward. It's the same cynicism that [Strange] has.

If one could only reproduce nature, and always with less beauty than the original, why paint at all?

As the lesser is always found within the greater, so this principle holds true with regards to time and the eternal.

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.

Oh my God ... YOU are real. Oh my God ... You ARE real. OH MY GOD ... You are REAL! Oh my God ... You're really real!

I like to sing when I have works to do - it does so help.

Your thinking creates your reality.

The more comprehensible the universe becomes the more pointless it seems.