That's because they're people, only smarter. They know us better than we know them, and a lot of them have a sense of humor. They're exactly like us minus our useless mental power and thumbs.

Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

I was drowning, but all I needed to do was breathe.

I made a French film called 'Merry Christmas' which is a very European film. It's a World War I piece.

If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

There is a popular fallacy that falling down is the mark of a poor skater. But the truth is that when one stops falling, he has probably stopped improving.

There is nothing but God.

If you give that gal a diamond ring, you'll get a diamond back. She's just a venom wearing denim, boy, she's always making tracks.

Imagine how frustrating it is, being completely locked up and watching your family leave, your wife and children, and not being able to do anything about it.

Either America will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States.