That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

No man was born empty, every man was born with a worth.

Spare no expense when the investment is thyself.

He would not mind hearing Petrus’s story one day. But preferably not reduced to English. More and more he is convinced that English is an unfit medium for the truth of South Africa.

You must mentally prepare to conquer any situation.

I think that people with differing points of view find common ground in 'Modern Family' is very flattering, and I'm appreciative of that.

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

Greatness can be captured in one word: lifestyle. Life is God's gift to you, style is what you make of it.

Mozart never composed anything, ever! He copied what was written on his soul.

Lack of reciprocity ruins friendships, but makes love affairs exciting for a time.

I can get around pretty easily. People don't expect to see me walking around.