Telling one lie almost always requires another, and before the storyteller knows it, they will be caught inside of their own web.

Keep a man on a rope that's short enough to trip him without choking him.

Relationships are like gardening. If you don't water the plants, they die.

Sometimes our fantasies are better than our realities.

You should always say goodbye to the people you love before you walk away. Hug them and hold them tight like it is the last moment you have, because it just might be.

All you need is a vision and a little passion to meet success.

There's no such thing as a mistake. There are only experiences. Some are good, and some are bad. Either way, it is an experience we learn from.

A cluttered mind can make the difference between a nightmare and a dream. Meditate and clear your thoughts before you sleep.

Meditation quiets conscious thought and the physical realm, making a doorway to spiritual awareness.

The most exciting and most defining part of our spirituality comes from the journey we take.

Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.

You have strength born of years of grief and anger... The strength of a man denied revenge.

For me, a hearty laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world. It's a way of life!

Do not judge a book by its price!

Sometimes I see myself fine, sometimes I need a witness. And I like the whole truth, but there are nights I only need forgiveness.

Successful people take their current limitation and put it on their agenda as a job to do, as a thing to figure out and make happen.

Until we have established reliability there is no sense at all in wasting time trying to make the thing go faster.

This is Buffalo, New York. It's like. Scranton without the charm.

I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray.

Darren Criss in particular enjoys his spanking. In case you were curious.

I've always liked Dennis Chambers, he's real flashy.