Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and for being powerless to change it.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

I sure would like to get kissed.How would that feel on my mouth, How different would I be after, a changed climate down in my insides?

Jack Speight undid me, then I almost undid myself. But I've undone some of the bad, too, some of the damage. With help. With luck and love.

A good man will avoid the spot of any sin. The very aspersion is grievous, which makes him choose his way in his life, as he would in his journey.

I began dabbling in writing when I was 12, and there was never an official start to singing... I just sang my songs because there was no one else to sing them and no one told me to shut up!

If both parties have a stake in the other, the chances of them killing each other are going to be reduced.

You can't do progressive government from the inside. You have to rally those outsiders and make them a force.

I always had a good dexterity. The story in my family goes that at the age of 3 I could thread needles faster than anybody.

God's eternal decree certainly rendered the entrance of sin into the world certain, but this may not be interpreted so as to make God the cause of sin in the sense of being its responsible author

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls.

It eats at me. And if it eats at me, I'm going to make sure it eats at (my team).