Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

Is there any life without any difficulty?

Life is beautiful. Some people just remind you of that more than others.

When I came out in the public about my struggles with alcohol and drugs, that's probably the most vulnerable I have ever been in my entire life.

In my life, I don't need to have my face plastered everywhere. It's not really something I want.

The words "question" and "quest" are cognates. Only through inquiry can we discover truth.

Seek peace. When you have peace within, real peace with others will be possible.

Christians should be ready for a change because Jesus was the greatest changer in history.

For your life to be great,your faith must be bigger than your fear.

The music aids the message, it's there to punctuate and abbreviate and shape the silence

Traitors hoist by their own petard?--or victims of the gods?--we shall never know!