Surrounding myself with beautiful women keeps me young.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

Reality can be very boring.

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended.

I'd ask myself, 'What do I think is really unjust?' That should be a starting point for how you engage with the world.

We knew nothing of loss. Nobody has taught us about pain. Until that moment, death had just amounted to a scary sound.

All safe deposit boxes in banks or financial institutions have been sealed... and may only be opened in the presence of an agent of the I.R.S.

It's frightening that skepticism has to be a movement, because you're just arguing that reality is reality. What a waste of energy, in a way.

We learn to beat fear by doing.

The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order.

When you're doing a play and you're afraid of a scene, that's the scene you should embrace, because that's the scene that will tell you something about the play.

There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.