Subsidies have changed the way the nation behaves.

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.

Remember, the greater the opportunity, the fewer are those who see it.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

To enslave a people, give them money they didn't earn.

It's easier to have faith in yourself if you have faith in God.

To succeed in business, put the interest of the customer ahead of your own.

The decline and fall of a civilization is barely noticed by most of its citizens.

Love of country is nowhere the same as love of government.

Apparently there's nothing more dangerous than a religious criminal.

Hardly anything works out as well as we hope.

It's always a little mind-boggling to realize that these famous actors know who I am.

As sophisticated as the technology gets, the less sophisticated you have to become as an actor.

Mystery is the number one conjurer of ideas.

The purpose of thinking about the future is not to predict it but to raise people's hopes.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

Nature is less partial than she appears, and all situations in life have their compensations along with them.

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny.

It doesnt matter how many people vote, only who counts them.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.