Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Ann prayed because of a gut-wrenching, throbbing pain in her soul. She urgently begged the Lord for her life.

I've always believed that the facts about dancing are more interesting than the myths, and this was a great chance for me to explore how the human body does such incredible things.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

How do you deal with meditating when you stop breathing? The trick is to meditate just a little higher and you won't even know that you're not breathing.

Animation is the only thing I ever wanted to do in my whole life. I have no desire for live-action or anything else.

We all need grace in the face of each other.

God literally moves his throne from heaven. When this happens the church is building a chair, a seat, a place for God to come.

Baseball was one-hundred percent of my life.

Declare church and state forever separate and distinct; but each free within their proper spheres.

Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling and a rich.