Stolen kisses require an accomplice.

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was

Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were goin'.

It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.

The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.

You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.

Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to, but be respected - that is essential.

It's harder to write in the third person but the advantage is you move around better.

An individual school can handle a resident idiot from time to time, but an entire school system is only as good as its weakest leader.

I don't want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.

Copying is the greatest form of flattery, I guess. I am actually a little surprised that Vincent Lo didn't try and make a deal to be on The Apprentice,.

It's always been my dream to be on the stage with my band, singing my music. That's always been, and always will be.

I first started writing fiction in college because I was attracted to beautiful sentences. I loved to read them. I wanted to write them.

I knew she was from Australia and I knew that is where she started but I didn't know if she was still popular there. I hope people understand we aren't making fun of Kylie.

The majority of my training was as a drummer, and drummers are basically accompanists.