Steve Wozniak admittedly would never like say the things he said to Steve Jobs [in the movie] in the context that he said them.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking what to do wit ye once I got ye there. So wee Archie can just go and play at marbles with his bollucks, aye?

Let me be kind and loving today because tomorrow is far far away.

Never confuse honor with stupidity!

Women have talent and intelligence but, due to social constraints and prejudices, it is still a long distance away from the goal of gender equality.

When you don't have much money, you worry that they'll just put you in the ground someplace and your loved ones won't know where you are.

People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.

If you have a charismatic cause you don't need to be a charismatic leader.

Now, if I even say the wrong thing I make the news.

I believe that if you treat China as an enemy, then it is likely to become one.

How does one make a movie about decadence these days? Now that we're allowed to do it, it's too late.