Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

At ten, you are foolish. At twenty, you are naive. At thirty, you are alert. At forty, you are experienced. At fifty, you are wise.

Heaven's net is wide, but its mesh is fine

If I don't take a chance with Gavin Murphy, I think I'll always regret it.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

For I am divided for love's sake, for the chance of union.

Love, that all gentle hearts so quickly know.

Briggsy's performances down the years have been pure magic. If they could bottle his ability and sell if at drama schools they'd make a fortune.

We're finding [texting] 11 times more powerful than email [for communicating with kids].

Who are you and what have you done with my brother?