Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Neatness and cleanliness is not a function of how rich or poor you are but that of mentality and principle.

There's always a puppet and a puppeteer in a relationship. Take your time to find out which one you are.

Let go, let go, let go, Just let it go, Let the tears come out, Stop fighting the tears back, Stop wearing different masks, Let yourself be seen, Let yourself be the real you,

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

I dream crazy vivid dreams. Like, entire movies. And sometimes I write songs about them.

What I always longed to do was to be able to paint like I can draw, most artists would tell you that, they would all like to paint like they can draw.

In the presence of love, hearth and quest become one.

It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.

As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during the day.