Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Lord I thank you for the grace to live through every day.

I cannot count the good people I know who, to my mind, would be even better if they bent their spirits to the study of their own hungers.

One more such victory and we are undone.

You bang that piano real nice.

A people among whom custom is altogether sovereign endures the despotism of the dead.

All paths lead nowhere; choose one with heart...

The U.S. now imports over half of its oil supply from the Middle East. This dangerous dependence on foreign energy sources is an issue of national security.

The more equality there is established among men, the more virtue and happiness will reign in society.

I hope you get a message of love and to continue the love and continue the spirit that I'm trying to transmit to you in a righteous sense to be in one unity. Rastafari!

I think that most New Yorkers would object to calling me a New Yorker. I didn't grow up here.